Fire Drill
this word has a whole new meaning to me now man.. its a turnout.. bmt style..
a whole lot of screaming.. shouting.. saliva spewing everywhere.. sweat all over the floor..
I didn't think I would be able to get in the mood.. but before I knew it, I was like the others.
Screaming.
Yelling.
Screaming.
I think if I were a navy recruit, I'd pee in my friggin' pants when I hear the fire bell.
Nothing good can come out of it.
2.5 hours.
nothing good.
But we did see the strong.
The weak.
The actors.
The leaders.
The failures.
The fakers.
The strong.
I take my hat off to those who got thru the whole thing without being picked on.. but I don't think there were many.
I felt so guilty when I had to do my shite.
They were to drink a whole bottle. Army style. Means not a drop left.
I went from man to man.. asking them if they were sure that their bottle was empty. I would shake the bottles of those who said yes, wishing in my heart that not a drop would fall. My heart sank everytime the men got their faces wet. All I could say to them was "go"...

welcome to bmt... even lucifer welcomes the damned

so apparently that Toyfare shite is harder to find then I thought.. I only managed to finally get it at Kino.. after much looking... and its preeetttyyy expensive..
I wanted to get it, cos i was thinking of buying toys as investments.. haha
fun looking, relatively cheap investments.. but now I know. its a bloody stooooooooopid idea.. its only good for show...

maybe I'll collect board games instead then.. at least those are good for a party....a simple.. krackers and koke party...

but first.. i gotta wait for PAYDAY... frick.. i've never been poorer in my life..

heres another funny thing i noticed.. today I was at Pop*lar @ Jurong. The name of the shop has been withheld to avoid embarressing it. I wanted to get a magazine. A very simple magazine.. granted it may not be a very common magazine but I think it was simple enough. Toyfare. Its a magazine about.. toys. Very easily found at comic shops.. you know.. the kind that sells card games and stuff like that. But then ah... Pop*lar don't have leh..... doesn't stock that magazine... so you might be wondering.. so what so funny about that? Well.... this place whose proper name I am not revealing stocked magazines about... GUNS!!!!! HEAVY METAL!!!!! BODY ART!!!!! WORLD MUSIC!?!?

So this is my gripe... they don't have toyfare.. which is abt toys... but they have Guns Galore...

whats up man?

a bit pai seh ah..
i bich so much abt the navy.. and now.. i kinda like it...
gwehehehe
other then the place being fugging far.. its really not that bad...
just swim... march a bit here and there..
the only scary thing is the range and the possibilities of blardy buggers getting heat exhaustion...
the responsibilities are great.. a lot of lives in our hands.. but its a challenge.... not too bad...

but it is kinda paiseh sometimes.. today.. i was in the pool.. thats gonna be like.. my ultimate hang out place now.. the pool... anyway.. some guy was practicing taking off his cover alls underwater.. but he kept getting his arm stuck.. he was asking a lot of people how to do it.. and when he came to me.. all i could say was,"eh.. paiseh.. I infantry wan..."

"orh.. infantry... then he bobbled off looking for someone else"

ok.. maybe that wasn't THAT bad.. but I can imagine the future problems..

"sir.. navy good to sign on or not?"

"dunno.. i Infantry one''

oh.. and I went to the E-mart.. trying to buy some stuff.. the Navy crest and an Officer's belt..
the guy scanned my card a few times.. but there seemed to be some problem.. finally... he found out the problem..

"sir.. you army wan.. cannot buy Navy items"

fwah.. paiseh sia.. but not as paiseh as losing my belt before i even wore it :P thats why i had to get a new one... heh heh heh

happy valentine's day guys..and gals... and homos.. and whatever........