ok ok.. while going through some of the older posts.. I came across a couple of gems.. so... what better way to start afresh then to revisit the past? :D
so.. this classic story is from 3.11.02
"Funny thing is.. we let him go. He just sobbed, and made his way out of there. Leaving the 5 of us in the toilet, totally stunned. Fucking gay tears. Must have been magic or something."
"The guy next to me didn't dare move a muscle. He just stared at his book while the sick perv concentrated on his snake. The game in his nokia, I mean."
just read the whole story.. it'll make more sense then..
"Whats with all the "you know"s?
I've been playing too much Final Fantasy X. I think it has to do with the Japanese to English translation. The game seems to use the phrase A LOT. You know. You know. You know. I know. You know. You get the idea."
"Money is that locally produced drama/comedy that stared Pierre I-have-half-a-liver Png"
Now that the liver hype has died out, its time to rename him. How about,
Pierre My-friend's-surname Png
Pierre Wo-ai-mei-ren-yu Png
or even....
Pierre I-look-like-him-or-so-people-say Png
"Steady la..finally got my own desk with my own computer. So can surf :)
I should be thankful, even though I don't use that computer, other then to surf, when i surf its damn slow, and the computer is running windows 95.
I should be thankful."
MY GOODNESS. Look how far I've come.....
"lemme tell you abt a dream i had last nite.....
i dreamt my gf took me to her church ( but actually she's not a christian la..i oso dun understand why got church wan). and then her church is those really gothic kind wan leh.... but then hor.......... INSIDE... its all different... the lighting was the 1st thing thats unusual... its not bright and sunny... oh yah..did i mention we went there at night? yea..the church was lit like a club!! haha like zouk!! it uses ultraviolet lite..and stuff like that.. then the other thing is there was this banquet hall.... and there was this maasssive buffet there..haha.. juz tables and tables of food... and here's the best part of all..... the service..was not given by a pastor or wat... it was given.... in a form..of a cartoon!!!! hahahah.. then the cartoon is the church's own.... and so that means.... there were toys!!!! hahahahaha!!! action figures!!
i remember not wanting to leave.. she told me "lets go la.." then i said " after this cartoon ba.... i wanna see wat happens"
eheh.. got food..got cartoon.. i remember waking up very very very confused..."
ok.. some things never change...
"I had this wierd/great dream the other day. It wasn't particularly funny or interesting, but it made me feel damn good. Long story short, I went to Australia by ferry for only $12. Thats right, $12, by ferry. And I took the ferry from East Coast. Yea. It made me feel damn good because when I woke up it really felt like I went on holiday. Which is exactly what I need right now. A damn holiday."
Ok.. I haven't had dreams like these in a looooooong time man.. where did all that crap go to!?!? COME BACK!!!
"I heard that a certain radio station or something like that had this Valentine's Day contest. The winner gets to take his/her partner on a "romantic" date. The date, "a chance to frolick with dolphins". I heard this when I was in camp, so you may think its sour grapes. Also since I have no romantic interest in my life right now, it might be even erm..sour-rer. Anyway, my point is, what in the world is so romantic about Flipper?? Cute and adorable maybe, but romantic?? Yay~~ the two of you stand knee deep in water while the sickly looking pink skinned dolphins swim between your legs. What a turn on. Maybe you'll even get a chance to feed them!! Oh how that sweet is that? It might be great to watch, but then again, your hands will smell of fish after that. We all know how sexy the smell of fish can be."
Seriously.. what so sexy about fish? Reminds me of what just happened to me today. I got home.. scooped the dog up in my arms.. snuggled him.. let him lick me in the face.. next thing I know.. I smell of dog food.. which is pretty gross, but I didn't think much of it. So I sit down and fiddle around the com a little. Then I notice some chewed up bits of plastic on the ground.. thinking.. wah lao.. that dog.. I pick it up to throw.. and I notice that there are leaves scattered around the rug too. Leaves means my dog has been chewing them up and puking them out. Yes.. Puke. Vomit. Barf. And. He. Licked. My. Face.
I went to shower after that.
"heres another funny thing i noticed.. today I was at Pop*lar @ Jurong. The name of the shop has been withheld to avoid embarressing it. I wanted to get a magazine. A very simple magazine.. granted it may not be a very common magazine but I think it was simple enough. Toyfare. Its a magazine about.. toys. Very easily found at comic shops.. you know.. the kind that sells card games and stuff like that. But then ah... Pop*lar don't have leh..... doesn't stock that magazine... so you might be wondering.. so what so funny about that? Well.... this place whose proper name I am not revealing stocked magazines about... GUNS!!!!! HEAVY METAL!!!!! BODY ART!!!!! WORLD MUSIC!?!?
So this is my gripe... they don't have toyfare.. which is abt toys... but they have Guns Galore..."
I'm pretty sure they still don't stock it. Some one really ought to find out why.
"whats up man?
I was on 184 on the way to school just now, and I saw two half naked middle aged men facing each other, grasping each others hands (as though they were dancing) and they were like..rocking each other. I push u pull, u pull I push.. that kind of rocking. I was totally stunned/puzzled/shockificated. I'm sure it was a simple exercise routine or something, but still, from afar, it looks wierd as hell.
I hate the polyclinics liao. I went there. I registered. I realised I had to wait forever so I asked if I could cancel. When I went back to cancel, the lady at the counter looked at me and said, "you just registered only right?" yah..thats true..I waited 15mins before deciding I didn't want to wait anymore. So I told "yah, I want to cancel"
"why so fast?"
"erm.. cos I got impatient? Is there a problem with cancelling now?"
"why don't you go back and wait at least 30 mins then cancel?"
"erm..no..If i wanted to wait that long, I wouldn't want to cancel...Is there a problem?"
"what am I going to write in the reason for cancelling?"
"just say I got impatient loh"
"haiyoh, now I have to go back and trace it and take it back, you should have told us earlier."
"orh..sorry"
she goes off to find my folder...comes back..prints the cancel slip, asks me to wirte particulars and reason...
I wrote "misjudged waiting time"
she looks at it and laughs "misjudged waiting time?! *stares in my face* Polyclinic waiting time is ONE hour ok.."
"orh..ok..I know that now..." I take back my $8 mutter a sorry and thanks and I'm outta there.
I still think she just didn't want to get up and look for my folder......."
This is hilarious. I totally cannot remember anything about the 2 half-naked men. Which is good. And I guess this must be why I haven't stepped into a polyclinic in years.
yea.. so anyway.. these are just a couple of quote that I randomly found. Who knows.. this might be the start of something special yea? ;)
